March 26-May 13• $20 to "flamingo" someone or $25 to purchase insurance so you don't get "flamingled"

They’re crafty. They’re sneaky. And they’re PINK!! If these menaces invade your yard after March 26, don’t panic, but DO NOT attempt to handle them yourself! Our youth has received special training to deal with these dangerous and sometimes aggessive creatures. For a small fee, our flamingo removal team will take care of your pesky poultry problem and all proceeds for this service will go directly towards sending our Youth Ministry to Summer Camp!